There is a debate raging in the absinthe community (A small but passionate community of people who drink too much then post notes on each other's forums). The debate centers around whether or not a person should be allowed to light their absinthe on fire.

 

Some absinthe enthusiasts believe that the lighting of spirits (absinthe in particular) should be discouraged, even punished. Others say that it's a ritual dating back since before Jesus walked the earth. We here at absintheology do not judge. We are not communists or dictators who tell you that you can not have rock and roll and blue jeans and McDonalds Hamburgers. No my friends. We believe in freedom of choice. We are like Switzerland, neutral and beautiful and filled with lakes, and mountains, and money plundered during the war.

 

In the spirit of neutrality we give you an exciting choice that won't set off the smoke detectors, we present this video called Shots on Fire. A complete misnomer which features not fire but cotton candy.

 

Let the naysayers in both camps complain. Cotton candy is as American as apple pie and freedom of speech. If you hate cotton candy then you hate America and if you hate this drink than it's off to Siberia with you comrade.

 

Proletarier aller länder vereinigt euch!

 

Place cotton candy into a glass.

 

Mix

1 ounce of Le Tourment Vert absinthe

Juice from a quarter lemon

A dash of sugar or gum syrup

Shake

 

Pour over cotton candy table side.

 

Drink responsibly or at least don't drink and drive. The life you save may be some hot super model that happens to be a nymphomaniac... We can not afford to lose too many of those.